Autobot Voltron

Years after his involvement with the Autobots saving the earth three times, Sammy J Witwicky was taking a trip
down memory lane when he found what looked like it could be yet another fragment of the allspark, lodged in the
old poop stained underwear he was wearing the day he jammed the allspark cube into Megatron's chest. Sam had thrown
the man-panties into a box with the clothes he wore that day and other memorabilia of his hero years. The fragment was
so tiny that Sam was unsure what it really was, but just to be sure, he took it to the one person he knew that would be
able to find out...
At Simmons' home Sam got the usual nonsensical blabbering before he could even show the man his find, and when Simmons
went to go get them both a beer, Sam started looking at the many alien treasures in the house.
One particular item really caught his attention so he examined it more closely. It appeared to be a large golden key,
from days of long ago... From uncharted regions of the universe even.

Simmons took a phone call that seemed to last forever, and during that time Sam got bored and picked up the key.
The tiny shard in his pocket tore through his pants pocket and attached itself to the key, melding into it instantly.
At that point images began to swirl through Samuel's mind, and he felt that exciting mysterious feeling once again, that
he might have stumbled onto something big. As though driven by pure instinct, Sam ran out the door, to his car, and
jammed the large key into the ignition. Although it was far too big to fit, it did as though he were in a real Bay movie,
with no real explanation or obvious reason, and once again Sam's car was alive. It changed colors, becoming the most
tacky looking thing Sam had ever seen, and new parts sprang up from the body.
This car was now alive, but did not speak, and could not transform or act on its own. It was something new...
The glove box opened, and a watch Sam had never seen before was inside. Sam hurriedly put it on, and a flurry of
instructions flooded into his mind.
Sam had the ability to call upon his car for help any time and anywhere he needed it using his schmancy new watch.

From inside the Vol-car, Sam could transform it to a mighty robot mode known throughout the farthest reaches of the galaxy
as VOLTRON: Defender of the Universe!
Yes, the car's name has a subtitle. That's how he knew it was bad-ass.

"My new car? Oh its a... uhh, Rubix cube promotional vehicle. Yeah. They pay me, to... you know, drive it around with the cool paint job... for advertising and stuff." -Sam